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 Posted: Feb 21, 2025 08:50AM
KimB
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What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake....

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 Posted: Feb 20, 2025 09:09PM
Willie_B
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John is having a bad day.

 

He tried to button his shirt and the button fell off.

 

He picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off.

 

He went to open the door and the doorknob fell off.

 

Now he's afraid to pee....

"How can anything bigger be mini?"

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 Posted: Feb 15, 2025 02:25PM
Dan Moffet
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My wife has a hearing problem. She says I don't hear half the things she tells me.

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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."

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 Posted: Feb 14, 2025 06:54AM
ShepMini
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Chuck Norris and Superman once had a contest to see who was strongest. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

*used to be 'nynone4' here on the board but can't seem to get back into that account Embarassed

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 Posted: Feb 14, 2025 06:31AM
Willie_B
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At the bank an elderly lady asked to check her balance, I pushed her over.

"How can anything bigger be mini?"

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 Posted: Feb 8, 2025 03:44PM
KimB
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what does an escalator say when it is broken? Nothing, it just stairs.

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 Posted: Feb 7, 2025 06:42PM
Willie_B
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I started a fight with three, then 5 7 and 9 jumped in and I knew the odds were against me...

"How can anything bigger be mini?"

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 Posted: Jan 31, 2025 05:04PM
KimB
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I threw my old Mini into reverse. Boy did that take me back.....

KimB

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 Posted: Jan 31, 2025 02:06PM
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Before the crowbar was invented crows had to drink at home.

"How can anything bigger be mini?"

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 Posted: Jan 17, 2025 10:06AM
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One's a superhero and one's a command!

"Nature Bats Last"
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 Posted: Jan 17, 2025 09:27AM
Dan Moffet
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TESLA Cybertruck.

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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."

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 Posted: Jan 17, 2025 06:11AM
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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture.
 
What do you call a woman standing between two goal posts?
Annette.
 
Who runs the Keeler Elves'  answering service?
The treeceptionist 
 
Which 90s sitcom star can only be seen through a microscope?
Amoeba McIntyre.
 
What happened when the woman discovered her fiancée had a wooden leg?
She broke it off.
 
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.
 
Where do frogs get their eyes tested?
At the hoptician.
 
What's the difference between a fisherman and a schoolboy?
The fisherman baits his hooks and the schoolboy...

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 Posted: Jan 17, 2025 05:59AM
Willie_B
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What is the difference between IronMan and AluminumMan?

IronMan stops the bad guys, AluminumMan just foils their plans.

"How can anything bigger be mini?"

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